Please, people, it's "sneak peek" NOT "sneak peak." Even Food Network isn't immune to this. Yikes.

Isn't it funny how some people's beauty creeps up on you? You spend years with this person, knowing that you love them because they're funny or loyal or kind, but never really understanding why everyone else is so in awe of them, until you're looking through pictures and you realize you were in the presence of beauty all along.

The Dark Knight is amazing. Go see it!!

Oh my god. I hope someone else is also watching the Miss Universe pageant because it is SO good for a laugh!!!

How does this pageant still exist, honestly? I'm watching the first part right now where they're dressed up in costumes reflecting their national heritage (for the most part) and the way they're posing is pretty damn ridiculous, swirling capes and looking sinister/intense. I really wonder what is going on in their heads. Okay, I'm in a giant feathered headress. How can I possibly make this look good? Right, glare at the camera. Maybe then they won't notice my giant feathered booties. Or the giant stick through my nose.

All in all, good campy fun, I suppose.

Sometimes it's a grand wonder to me that people actually marry and have children.

People are endlessly surprising to me. You really have to know the right questions to ask - but how are you supposed to know if you don't even know the answers you're seeking?